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This Actually Is How Policy Gets Made
Guy #1: I think she's Mexican.
Guy #2: Nah, she can't be Mexican, I've been there, they cute but short.
Guy #1: Yeah, now that you mention it, she is a little too tall to be Mexican, but I don't care, I'll still hit it.
Guy #2: I'll hit it and help her get her papers if she doesn't have them. I'm all for amnesty in the name of getting laid.

--JFK Airport

But He Has Become Invisible to Most People
Drunk hobo, singing: Put a little money in the hat!
Six-year-old boy to mom: Don't hats come with a bunny?
Mom: He asked for money, not a bunny. He's a panhandler, not a magician.

--Canal St station